I can’t reveal myself, my name, who I actually am, for reasons I’m sure you can understand. Being a waiter is how I earn my living and just can’t jeopardize that. Its a good living. Hoooooweverrrr, right now the greater Palo Alto/Menlo Park/Los Altos/Cupertino area is absolutely booming with obscene tech money and its guys like me that see and hear the inside scoop because we serve you dinner. Every night. Its just too funny not to speak about. Please hit me back, especially if you are a fellow local waiter. This shit is just too good.
Hope you enjoy.
Dissociated Press 